In a perfect world.
Wow. Guys, this is such an honor. I left my notes at the table so I’ll have to freestyle. I would first like to thank all my fans. Without you this would be impossible.
Okay, that was the rough draft of my Oscar acceptance speech. Call me a dreamer but everyone starts somewhere. Lets start with the basics.
College student, 21, female.
Now lets dig a little deeper.
Communications and Journalism minor, African American.
Deeper…
Fashionista, pop culture guru and celebrity stalker. Being a celebrity stalker is hard when you live in Wisconsin, the land of no celebs. You might find the typical athlete or has been. No A-listers around here!
I plan to move to California and pursue a career in life.
I don’t have a clear idea of what I want to be so I am going to wing it. You never know! I might end up working at a restaurant or dancing in the back room when a tour director spots me and asks me to join his new artist as they tour the states.
For now, I will bring you any and all things pop culture.
In a perfect world.
Stardom here I come!
(exits stage right)